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If ifIf you are conversant with the American TV show how I met your mother than you can never get over Barney Stinson! Obviously he is a bit manipulative and a huge drunken lecher and also a high functioning psychotic person. But there were some moments when Barney Stinson proved that how awesome he is and that’s the reason one can’t have an animus towards him.

Here are some moments that describe his awesomeness!

1.         Remember when Ted agrees to let Barney disrupt his routine by taking an insane trip to the airport with him that eventually leads the duo to Philadelphia and trouble with airport security. And after facing hell of problems they finally decided to lick the LIBERTY BELL! But Ted was not interested in Barney’s stupid idea but this quote of him finally convinced him to lick the LIBERTY BELL!

      
2.  Remember when Barney was chosen as a contestant on The Price Is Right giving him the opportunity to fulfill one of his life wishes to meet Bob Barker. But when he finally got the chances he just dogged not to go with his wish and just live the moment!

        

3 Although Barney made up many stories to get laid with girls and we all know that all his lies are lame but his true definition of lie is something that we face once in a lifetime.

  

4. Remember when Lily and Marshall were fighting over the dish washing matter and Marshall was sharing this with Barney and Ted at McLaren.  Barney quoted these awesome lines! These lines were said in a different sense. But it has a lot to deal with our real life.

5.Last but not the least the most expensive quote out of all!

It all started with a HII episode5

Reaching his apartment the first thing he did is he switched on his PS4 and threw his college bag in some corner of the room. He started his favorite game FIFA with his favorite team Arsenal. The Play station seemed to his partner because he used to spend most of him time and never get bore of it. Varun was a lazy bone for everything in his life starting form relationships, eating, studying, working but this Play station also used to shut down his mind from every important thing. Meanwhile Rhea was waiting near the college gate and trying Varun’s number but the call ended up with a computer generated voice speaking “The person you are trying to call is currently unavailable so please try after sometime.“ This continued for near about twenty five times but till then she got frustrated as she missed her college bus. So she took a cab and headed towards her apartment. Around 3 o’clock Varun realized that he had promised something to Rhea but it was too late so he started calling her but this time he doubled the number Rhea tried. So he grabbed his shirt and went to Rhea’s apartment but he found it was locked, so he decided to wait. He took out his cigarette packet from his pocket and lighted one of them. He stood there more than two hours and ended up lighting five cigarettes. Suddenly he saw her coming so he headed towards her to ask what the reason for not picking up his call was.

‘Hii Rhea where were you?’

‘Varun please I don’t want to talk with you it was already a bad day for me and please don’t add up more to it I just beg you to stay away from this.’

‘Rhea why didn’t you pick up my call I called near about fifty times?’

‘Varun I didn’t see that’s why I didn’t receive!’

‘Common Rhea you are just giving me a lame excuse you exactly did the same what I did’

‘Varun Please stop talking all this nonsense else I will punch your face’

‘Fine if want me to stay out of this then its ok! I am staying out of this’

‘Good bye Varun’

‘What is wrong with you why are you behaving like a jackass?’

‘Just fucking stay out of this I don’t want to tell you anything Varun!’

With this Rhea curtly closed the door. Varun was really exploited by Rhea behavior so out of anger he just kicked on her door and moved away from that place. Meanwhile Rhea was continuing sobering without a pause as if someone has put pressed the stop button of her life. Around nine thirty Rhea was feeling hungry so she went to the kitchen to see if Appeksha has cooked something. But she founded the expressionless utensils lying rack. Suddenly there was a text from appeksha showing up that she will stay at her uncle’s house and will have her dinner there only. This added more to her obscurity as she was in no mood for cooking. But then she saw a packet of cornflakes lying on the rack which took off some load from her mind but there was no milk so she locked the apartment and went down to the shop near her apartment. She took a packet of milk and was moving from there. All of a sudden she saw Varun smoking in the corner of that shop and Varun also noticed that Rhea had a caught him in her sight. He smashed the cigarette with his ankle and went towards her.

‘Hii Rhea what are you doing here at this time?’

‘Can I ask you the same Varun?’

‘No I just came to take lab Record from a friend!’

‘Lab record? Huh!!!’

‘Yeah tomorrow is the deadline for submission’

‘I know your character very well so stop lying!’

‘Seriously Rhea why would I lie to you!’

‘Show me your record?’

‘Actually I was just going to take that only!’

‘I know you have waiting here because you just want to know why I was throwing up at you!’

‘Not at all! You are mistaken’

‘So you are thinking to go back to your place? As its been too late and I don’t think you have that much energy to get up and go’

‘Yeah I have to because tomorrow I have to attend morning classes’

‘Don’t worry about the classes I will wake you up early’

‘No No I will manage!’

 ‘Common don’t be shy my roommate will not come today so it would be better you stay back here only so that I won’t be alone for the night’

After thinking for a second Varun agreed up to what Rhea said and moved upstairs!

©Biswadeep Das   6^th October 2015

IT ALL STARTED WITH A HII EPISODE 4

The clock showed up seven thirty suddenly the sun rays dropped down to Varun’s eyes to wake him up.There was fifteen missed call from his mom but still that wasn’t enough to wake him up for the morning classes and moreover he couldn’t afford a bunk as he didn’t attend the classes for the past four days. So he scurried up for the class as it took him thirty minutes in the morning traffic to reach college.Suddenly he dredged up the last warning given by his H.O.D and he assured that it will never happen again else he will face the consequences. As his college came up to him he came back to his senses. He sprinted through the stairs to reach the classes but it was going to be another bad day for him as he was twenty minutes late for the class.

Varun spoke up ‘sir’ in a blood curling voice.

‘Yes! Mr Varun why are here?’

‘Sir for attending classes’

‘Oh really!But if I am not wrong the class begins at eight o’clock and now its eight twenty . So before I ask you out what’s  the reason you corroborate what will be your new excuse.’

‘Sir I was writing assignments that’s why I slept late at night.’

‘No varun this too deep-rooted try something that is up to the minute ‘

Meanwhile his friends were up roaring ‘Common Varun! you can do it with an ease you are proficient in that.’

‘Seriously Varun you are in the Pre-final year when will you learn all this.You are far away from home just to study but you do everything other than. I am fed up I don’t know how will you survive in future if this continues you will be tagged as a loser’

‘Sir I won’t repeat this again’

‘Sorry Mr. this time its not going to work so just stay outside and attend the next class and please don’t waste my time as I already lost my precious ten minutes behind you’

‘Please sir’

‘No! Just do what I say and don’t force me to raise my voice’

  ‘Ok sir!’

Varun not only budged out of the class he came out of the college and sat down near the cigarette shop and lighted a cigarette and was just thinking to go back to his flat.But as usual there was a messageform Rhea.

‘Good morning are you still sleeping’

‘Common I am in college’

‘Ok fine meet me at the canteen during break hours.’

‘Make it quick.I am not going to wait for you! Bye’

‘Bye’

 ‘Varun are attending the nine o’clock class’

‘No I am not even attending a single class’

‘Ok meet me in five minutes at canteen’

Varun immediately jabbed his ciggi and ran towards the canteen. He was searching for Rhea but couldn’t find her as she was busy eating a plate of idli seeing this Varun also joined her with another plate and flinched the pieces of idli in no time. Suddenly Rhea noticed Varun.

‘Hey Varun when did you come?’

Varun replied impolitely ‘when you were grabbing the idli pieces’

‘Ohh! I got you.’

‘What did you?’

‘The teacher kicked your ass once again na?’

‘Now please you don’t start! its just another bad day for me and I plea to you don’t talk the name of that creature in front of me. He always search an opportunity to put me down.’

‘Actually Varun you fucking deserve that kick.You sleep late in the night spare all your time in that useless Play station and get up late in the morning and never attend a single class in the morning. You always cover yourself in excuses and that I have been noticing since the first semester of our engineering. You can never change. You will remain the same and blame others that’s the reason why teachers don’t like you……………………..’

‘Stop Stop! Where all this come from.Why are yelling at me all of a sudden’

‘You are asking why am i. You can’t see your mistake how you can be so blind! And if I am not wrong you are going back without attending the other classes.’

‘Yeah! No I wil’

‘Ok fine then we will go together after classes get over and if I don’t find you it will be bad for you!And ha mark my words’

‘Ok’

With this Varun took his bag and sat down in the last bench. it was a boring theory lecture form a boring whose face looked like a pirate. Varun had a fondness of sleeping in all the classes.So he continued that and slept.And luckily he got caught by the teacher and send off from the class.As he was in no mood to attend the class so he straight moved toward his apartment.

©Biswadeep Das 6^th September 2015

WE ARE ON FIRE

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WINDOW OF SOUL

Looking at the window of your soul

I feel that you are my only goal!

The felicity of your eyes

Keep my eyes pries!

The redolent of your love

Drives me to think of!

Your smile is the talisman of my fate

As in the river by the bridge I sate!

The wafture of your smile

Is the only reason that pushes me miles!

You are the panoply of my life

And I want you as my wife!

©Biswadeep Das 30thAugust2015      

IT ALL STARTED WITH A HII EPISODE 3

It was around ten thirty on the clock Varun was playing FIFA on his PS4.Suddenly there was text form Rhea showing ‘HI’.

‘Yeah tell’

‘Can you call me now?’

‘Yeah sure why not!  just hang on I am calling you.’

Varun paused his  PS4 and called Rhea.

‘Yeah rhea tell?’

‘I was bored to death so I just wanted to talk with you’

‘ Yeah! Do it whenever you feel boring as I am always free.’

‘why you don’t have any work ‘

‘No I have but its all about priority’

‘Achha! Within  two days I became prior to you also.Hahahaha……’

‘you know what varun you never leave a chance?’

‘chance for what?’

‘Dude! For flirting only’

‘No maam you are a bit wrong I am like this only.’

‘Common don’t throw such types of excuse to me’

‘Seriously believe or not  but I am like this only’

‘So you are loquacious by birth or did you do a special course for that?’

‘Darling its a knack that need no special classes’

‘Accha that’s why you use to stare at me whenever I used to go to the canteen’

‘No re! That’s just a college air. Everyone wants to impress some or other girl.’

‘Ahhhhhh! Iknow that no need to tell me’

‘I guess you are a seer by profession’

‘Not at all how can I be one of them’

‘You know everything so I guessed if you opted that as your side profession’

‘Varun seriously you put up too much of guff’

‘If I don’t do that I wont survive my life is all about that only’

‘Varun let me know one thing.’

‘Yeah sure I am ready boss’

‘You seem to live a fearless life’

‘Rhea if I am not wrong then till now there is no such supernatural power that  can’t predict someone’s mind Better  don’t do that’

‘You are somehow Varun correct because you never know what’s running inside someone’s mind’

 ‘Lets  just not talk about this!’

‘Yeah its better not to do’

‘Hey Varun before it get late let me finish my dinner and you also do.’

‘Yeah sure but I have too cook and I am in not in a mood of doing that’

‘Ok fine bye’

‘Bye we will meet after the college suspends.’

‘Good Night Varun’

‘Good night Rhea’

Both have Varun and Rhea had a hideous past form which they wanted to stay away but it haunted them each and every night.

But after a long time they were happy as they enjoyed each other’s  company.

After Varun finished his schooling things started to get scramble in his life.He had no idea where his life was going. Everything he started with some hankering ended up in failure. But after sometime he was use to it he left all his dreams and ambition in the trash bin. He stopped dreaming he just learned how to live the moment and never think of it once it gone. But there was something else written in his fate and he unknown to it. Varun felt lonely most of the time as if someone holed him in an abyss .But he had no other choice because wherever he use to find hope of happiness in return he was impaired with some or  other bad allegations which he had not done.He couldn’t reveal himself. Thats  the thing which created so much tribulations for him. But With the passage of time Varun came to know all this things aren’t made for him so he just closed the shutter of his mind.Rhea was also shared same sort of past but that was too much horrid that just threw her to such a position that no one could ever think of.

Suddenly there was call form Varun’s mom

‘Varun what are you doing babu?’

 ‘Nothing mamoni just going to bed’

‘So early why are you alright?’

‘Yeah mamoni I am! you need not to worry about me’

‘Are you studying by the book’

‘Yeah  mom just wake me up at at eight o’clock so that I can attend the college’

‘Yeah I will babu! Now you sleep well Good night’

‘Good night mamoni you take care of yourself’

After that Varun positioned up his earphone in his ears and lighted up a cigarette as he had habit of smoking before going to bed and listening some songs of Pink floyd .

©BIswadeep das 28 August 2015

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IT ALL STARTED WITH A HII EPISODE:2

The next morning Rhea woke up at eleven and lighted up a king size Marlboro.

As she didn’t found her phone she yelled her  roomie’s  name Appeskha to drew her attention.

Appeskha: ’ Hey good morning Rhea! Whats the matter?’

Rhea:  ‘Have you seen my phone?’

Appeksha: ‘Yeah it’s with me’

Rhea: ‘Thank god! I thought I left in the bar only’

Appeskha: ‘You did that only but you must be all thankful to Varun. By the way he is a nice guy.’

Rhea :’ I don’t  care’

Appeskha: ‘Ahhh I forgot! Why would you care!’

Rhea: ’By the way my head is paining will you please get me a cup of coffee?’

Appeksha: ‘Yeah babes sure!’

Rhea: ‘Please get it soon’

Both Varun and Rhea hail from Kolkata and appeksha was form Ahmedabad.

All of the three studied in Cambridge group of institutions in Banglaore

Rhea and Appeksha were form Bio-tech department and Varun was from Mechanical department.

But they never a spoke a word with each other.

Varun previously wanted to splash his attitude on her but he didn’t thrive so he just stopped trying.

But they never knew that this new happening may twirl their life.

Suddenly Rhea’s phone was booming it showed up ‘ Varun calling’

‘Hey Rhea was sup?’

‘Nothing much just a fucking hangover’

‘Ok Just take some medicine you will be fine’

‘Yeah I am planning to do that only!’

‘Hey I am little bit busy so I will call you later’

With this rhea ended up.

Appeskha: ‘Don’t be so boorish you should have at least  thanked him for the last night’

Rhea: ‘Yeah I am and if you want then let me forward his number better you say it for me.’

 Appeskha : ’Really nobody can empathize you.’

Rhea: ’Babe chill I will if you gonna take me out for lunch’

Appeskha : ‘Yeah sure but where to go?’

Rhea :’South parade Lets explore it.’

After that both Rhea and appeskha went for lunch to south parade’

Meanwhile Varun was planning how to waste his Sunday!

So he called up Rhea.

‘Hey Rhea what’s your plan for the Sunday?’

‘I Can’t talk with you now I will call you later’ Rhea replied gracelessly.

Appeshka : ‘Just invite him Don’t be that rude Rhea’

Rhea: ‘Ok fyn you will only do’

‘Hey Varun it’s me appeksha’

‘Sorry I didn’t get you’

‘I am Rhea’s roomie we both were going out for lunch would you like to join us’

‘Yeah sure why not but where?’

‘South Parade’

‘Yeah that’s a nice place for lunch it has some cool vibes’

‘So how much time it will take to reach you there?’

‘Half an hour’

‘So we will catch you in fourty-five minutes’

Varun hanged up the phone and dressed in hotfoot to reach south parade.

This time Varun was behind time.

Suddenly he saw Rhea dressed in white and blue top.

‘Hey Rhea’

‘Hii’

‘Hey  varun! Appeksha ’

‘Hii appeksha how are you?’

‘Yeah I am fine! So how was your last night?’

‘It was totally a fresh experience.’

‘Yeah Rhea told me’

‘So what to order?’

‘I prefer  pinchitos  will perfectly match the weather.What do you think Rhea?’

‘Just fucking order it or else my stomach will be malnourished’

‘So varun shall I order the same for you’

‘ Yeah just do I don’t have any problem’

‘Excuse me waiter three  pinchitos ‘

They finished the lunch very pleasurably but after that a squabble started between

appeksha and varun that who is going to pay the bill

Appeksha said’ No I’

Varun said ‘ No I’

Finally Varun won the argument by saying’ it’s the instigation of our new friendship so 

this time let me pay you pay someother time’

‘Ok fine but next I won’t  spare you’

‘Deal done’

With this they ended up and came out of south parade.

Suddenly  varun’s eye caught a Panipuri  stall.

‘Girls  come lets gobble a plate a panipuri’

‘Yeah sure come Rhea let’s go.’

‘Bhaiya teen plate panipuri laga dena’ Varun said

With this both appeksha and rhea unlocked their mouth for the whopping panipuri.

Suddenly appeksha spoke up.

‘Varun you know what, the bliss that I feel in eating in all this stall can’t be measured with all those

Hotels furnished with AC’s and tiles.I just feel emancipated under the open sky like a bird flying high

and high without margins.’

‘Yeah you should not portray yourself in a cage you should be boundless’

‘Seriously Varun! You are speaking this because you never know how vicious the world is.’

 ‘Yeahhh I too have suffered but it doesn’t indicates that I have to be within margins’ Varun claimed.

‘Heyy guys just stop discussing and lets enjoy the panipuri’

With this Appeksha hiatus the discussion.

After eating varun dropped the girls to their home.

While getting down Rhea finally spoke up.

‘Varun thanks for the last night and also for the lunch.

Lets catch up during break hours’

With this varun also left for his home.

P.S This is just the 2nd episode so still many more twist and turns are on their way! 

 ©Biswadeep Das 21 August 2015

IT ALL STARTED WITH A HII Episode 1

It was a bit boring weekend as he had nothing to do and he was sick of boozing.

He was expecting some new happenings but he didn’t  find anyone.

So he customarily took his phone and was going through it erratically!

Suddenly there was a pop up in his phone and it showed ‘hii’ form “Rhea”.

He was benumbed a bit because she never showed up interest in him.

He aslo repiled  ‘hi how are you?’

Then the conversation went on like this ‘I am fine what about you?’

‘Bindass!So this weekend what are you planning for?’ She said

‘Nothing such because I have no other option rather than siting on my couch!what about you? ’He replied

‘Same here! Lets catch up together.’ She said.

He was scandalized by this message of her because he knew that she never gave a shit about him.

He replied ‘why not we should definitely do.’                                                         

‘So here is the plan lets go to Chinatown.’ She said

He builded a why are you kicking my ass  type of reaction on his face.

‘are you sure?’He confimed.

‘Yeah I am that’s why I asked you  out’ She replied.

‘So let it be final I will pick you up by seven.’ He assured

So he was a bit elevated by this new happening coming on his way.

So  he started a bit early as it took an hour to reach her place.

The doorbell rang!

‘who’s here?’ She said!

‘Its me Varun’

‘Ohh varun!  wait for a sec. I am just coming.’

‘Please have a seat’

‘No its already too late. So be quick as we have to return.’

‘Areeyy! who is worrying about time.’

‘Are you?’

‘No at all,but you have to return na!’

‘That’s none of your concern I will handle it’

‘So miss  Rhea please be quick as its getting dark.’

‘So whats the deal I have many torch light in my room.’

‘Were you serious or was that a bit of tomfoolery?’

‘Nope I just tried to dupe you.’

‘Chill I am ok with it and please be quick’

‘Ok just have a seat I will be here in a couple of minutes’

After a setback of twenty minutes she finally came.

He said ‘Can we move now or still something is left for you to do.’

‘No dude. I am done’

So they got in a cab a and slated for Chinatown.

As soon as they got down She declaimed ‘I have heard that alcohol is kneely priced’

‘So what’ He charged her.

‘ It’s simple dude! I am planning to get drunk  and Before it  astounds you after I place the order Let you know it here only’

For a moment he was in trauma.

And after a amateurish look he was finally spoke.

‘Please I have only two feet ground left under my legs. Don’t take it away. ‘

‘I had a preset of getting drunk. So chill I can handle everything’

‘Ahh! That I can predict very well.’

‘So what are we waiting for lets get drunk like shit face’

‘Hey waiter two pegs of Blenders pride and a plate of Char siu pork’ She odered

‘Now lets forget the moment and be the run of the mill’

‘Yeahhh I just wanted to see the supernatural power inside you’

‘If that’s the matter then it won’t disappoint you’

This continued it cesealessly till Rhea spewed up the alcohol on  Varun’s  jacket.

Varun understood that Rhea has reached her extremity.

He paid the bill in a flash and whooped for a Cab.

P.s This is just the first episode still many more to come!!

©Biswadeep das 18 Aug 2015

THE LAST CALL

My phone dialed up your number!

And my heart got coloured with umber!

I was happy to hear your voice!

As you became a girl of boyce!

Suddenly my happiness was thwacked!

And i went to flashback!

You consoled me with humbug emotions!

But i never stopped you as you were in motion!

You went too far away!

But i was searching you as my ray!

How cloud i be reasonable!

As you were the love of my life!

And It was hard to realise

that you were the last episode of my life!

©Biswadeep Das  15Aug 2015

Moon of guilt!

       Right form the beginning
             He tried to free
          Tied up by worries and smiles
Drowned in the oceans of hearts
     The dewdrops of teardrops
    Sliding in the shed of eyelids!
The humming of unspoken words
  Burning the meteor of his heart
                  Carving out
            A MOON OF GUILT
          Leaving a light of joy
       Across the peebly streets
                  of his heart

LETS SAVE NEPAL!

I just wonder how can one destroy the things which he himself has created!
Nepal is a country with a population of 27.8 millions! And it is among those countries with exotic scenarios!
So how can God destroy his own beautiful creation!
On 25th april 2015 the whole nation caught up the fear caused by the earthquake which hitted the nation with a magnitude of 7.9!!
When I heard this from my friend!
I was like "Are you serious??Tell me that you are joking!"
My jaws dropped down hearing this!
So I switched on the tv and I remain stunned by seeing whats going there!
So I thought It was really bad day for nepal as the toll rised up to 800 peoples dead and 1700 injured!
When I saw the photos of tremors caused by earthquake I just remained numb!
I felt that somebody has drawn the map of nepal on a piece of paper and he didn't like his drawing so he crunched up the paper!
This situation is exactly what in nepal every single thing got crushed up!
But I thought its now over!
No! Its not over again on 26TH april
In morning again Nepal came under the grab of earthquake and this time toll rised upto 1754 dead and 5000 injured!
So India decided to help Nepal!
Our prime minister send jet flights in every 2 hours!
The indian railway donated 1 lac water bottle!
UNICEF has donated funds for the children!
US government has donated 1 million $!
The game wasn't over!
God was like Arey I am not happy I want destruction!
So he decided to attack with a magnitude of 5.4!
And this time the toll hiked up to 3258 dead and more than 6000 injured!
So I decided that prayers won't work for them! So I am starting a campaign for collecting funds for the people who are still stucked there!
If you are thinking that you are here in india how can you help them in Nepal!
Its your misconception just collect the funds and just transfer there are many online donation centre and if you want to help other than money than there are many dropping centre in your nearby places just go to goonj.org you will get the information!
LETS TAKE A STEP TOWARDS A NOBLE CAUSE BECAUSE OUR NEPALESE BROTHER AND SISTER NEED US!
LETS BE HUMAN!

LETS SAVE NEPAL!

I just wonder how can one destroy the things which he himself has created!
Nepal is a country with a population of 27.8 millions! And it is among those countries with exotic scenarios!
So how can God destroy his own beautiful creation!
On 25th april 2015 the whole nation caught up the fear caused by the earthquake which hitted the nation with a magnitude of 7.9!!
When I heard this from my friend!
I was like "Are you serious??Tell me that you are joking!"
My jaws dropped down hearing this!
So I switched on the tv and I remain stunned by seeing whats going there!
So I thought It was really bad day for nepal as the toll rised up to 800 peoples dead and 1700 injured!
When I saw the photos of tremors caused by earthquake I just remained numb!
I felt that somebody has drawn the map of nepal on a piece of paper and he didn't like his drawing so he crunched up the paper!
This situation is exactly what in nepal every single thing got crushed up!
But I thought its now over!
No! Its not over again on 26TH april
In morning again Nepal came under the grab of earthquake and this time toll rised upto 1754 dead and 5000 injured!
So India decided to help Nepal!
Our prime minister send jet flights in every 2 hours!
The indian railway donated 1 lac water bottle!
UNICEF has donated funds for the children!
US government has donated 1 million $!
The game wasn't over!
God was like Arey I am not happy I want destruction!
So he decided to attack with a magnitude of 5.4!
And this time the toll hiked up to 3258 dead and more than 6000 injured!
So I decided that prayers won't work for them! So I am starting a campaign for collecting funds for the people who are still stucked there!
If you are thinking that you are here in india how can you help them in Nepal!
Its your misconception just collect the funds and just transfer there are many online donation centre and if you want to help other than money than there are many dropping centre in your nearby places just go to goonj.org you will get the information!
LETS TAKE A STEP TOWARDS A NOBLE CAUSE BECAUSE OUR NEPALESE BROTHER AND SISTER NEED US!
LETS BE HUMAN!

THERAPY OF RELATIONSHIP!!

The chilling wind of February was blowing them away!
He was stifling!
She could smell it but they remained the way!
Were they crazy?
No they were undulating in the moment!
The ice cream started melting due to the warmth of their love!
And it distured the moment until it completely melt!
It was a clear manifesto of happiness!
He soaked his voice"I wanna tell you something"
She replied surprisingly"ummmm! Tell"
He started with a small line"Do you love me??"
She grasped his hands and replied"I do!"
The boy had a premonition of some stressbuster in his life.
He pleaded her "I need you support to ease up my life through the tough times of my So WILL YOU?"
She lullably replied "I will!"
All while she was busy staring at him!
She replied enjoying the moment!
But did she???
Certainly NO!
The stormy skies hitted his life and all while she was blushing under skies full of star!

WE MAKE PROMISES!
ITS A NO BIG DEAL THING!
WHATS IMPORTANT IS THAT MAKE IT WORK OUT  BECAUSE ITS THE THERAPY TO KEEP A RELATIONSHIP LONG LASTING!

FREE KA MAAL

How we define a life!
Usually we define it by adding"Arey yaar bahut boring hai!"
But it isn't that much boring!
Actually life is vibe!
It turns up every moment by preluding with every different things around us of which we are unaware!
Our life is similar to a kite it is tied up with a rope but when it get detached from the rope it flows to an unexplored of the world!
If we cut off our life from chasing bizarre stuffs we will definitely find an unexplored part of our life and surprisingly we will say"arey aisa b kuch hota hai mujhe toh pata ni tha!"
Life is also like a GOLGAAPA or PAANIPURI Isme khaata b milega aur meetha b milega depending upon your choices!
Everyday we will be dosed up with both sweet and spicy stuffs that also free of cost!
Let me clear!
Suppose u are searching for an address and you take up a lane and when you enter it everyone welcomes you with a grand celebration!
To next u further proceed towards it u meet with different peoples living in that lane and you just wonder about the difference between you and them!
Then u find two lanes sideways and you get in dilemma which to follow!
To end up the confusion you ask up some stranger and he guides you to the wrong way and you simply follow him !SO the wrong way teaches to whom to trust and whom to not!
Then you go to a place leaving your address far behind, you see a uncle coming with car and you again decide to ask up!
And in response he says that Get in the car I m going that way only!
This teaches us that every single person in this world is not  bad
You get down at the correct address and surprisingly you find that place is filled up things you love!

WE ALL GET LIFE ONCE!
SO USE IT BEFORE YOUR SHOW COMES TO AN END!
DON'T WASTE IT! AFTERALL IT IS "FREE KA MAAL"TOH APNA HAQ TOH BANTA H HAI!

HEAVY DAYS

Getting on the road of my old school teases me with lot of memories!

The white birds of our memories still flies among the crowds brimming up for morning assembly!

The silken dress wored by everyone seems flowing turbulently!

The cupboard in the left was like a chamber of secrets which used to get empty at the end of the year!

The wooden chair and table in the center was a demon's place!

The rough voices of our teacher are the sweet everlasting, be still!

The preoid of recess where an eagerness encircling our mind to peep what other have bought!

The glimmering of girls around!

The queue near the bathroom!

The patrolling for stoking up the beautiful chicks!

The murmuring of gossips filling the silent atmosphere!

The hideouts for solving fights and quarrel leaves a wiggle on our face!

The only enemy between we and our wackiness was the school bell!

And back to our jail!!

The wait for one single last bell used to ride our mind to a level of curiosity!

The dusty deeds of the day ends!

The mind dangling one little line

"THE HEAVY DAYS ARE OVER"!

TEARS TO :)

Those warmish night of the year!

   All she loved to shed her tears!

           I lied to mollify her!

  I tried to emanate the pain of her!

     But it grimaced her more!

    I bizarred to rob her tears! !

But She exhilarated to my insanity!

    I decapitated the pain of her!

        I invigorated her smile!

    Her thoughts pummeled  her!

   But she didn't shed her tears!

      All while she was smiling
       
              year after year!

TRAI STOP SPREADING DISCRIMINATION

We live in a country of 1.252 billion people where the constituton doesn't allow any discrimination!
Ah! I forgot constitution doesn't allow discrimination  between people but it certainly allows the telecom companies to discriminate the sites In internet!
Many of us know that TRAI has produced a circular on 27 march 2015 and has given us a deadline till 24 april!
After 24 april what will happen?
Everyone will ignore the fact saying"Arey bas net pack mengha hoga aur kya! !
Take a moment and think friends
If this manoeuvre of telecom companies comes into actions things will be just more disastrous!
Just imagine your pocket money Rs 4000!
For using Facebook 200/-
For using whatsapp 300/-
For using whatsapp calling 100/-
For using Twitter 300/-(acha hua Twitter me call ni hai ni toh aur b mengha hota)
For using instagram 50/-
For using Amazon 500/-
For using youtube 50/-
(Note extra charges for watching videos without buffering)
For any other sites 50/- (per site)
So congratulations your internet expenses is more than half of your pocket money and still you are smiling!
Why aren't we getting angry?
Because we are not getting the fact!
Internet was Introduced to provide free entertainment education knowledge across the 950 millions users in india!
But TRAI doesn't give a shit about it because all they is to make money out of internet!
If we get trapped in between a sentence we just Google it,
If we want a trendy clothing we log on to jabong myntra or Amazon,
If we want a electronic deal we go to flipkart!
All we do is that we keep doing something in this world of internet!
Dear TRAI Please don't snatch our world else our life would reach at a level of insanity!
A few days ago i met a girl in an electronic shop all what she wanted  was a cheap deal in that shop! I kept an eye on her on a while and I saw she took her iphone did something and moved out of that shop!
I followed her up and asked why did u come out without buying anything because as far I know this shop provides the best deals in india!
She replied that I just logged on to SNAPDEAL.COM and found a deal where I saved 1400 rs and now I am heading towards streax (pub ) for a beer!
INTERNET SAVES OUR MONEY TIME AND ENERGY SO LETS JOIN HANDS TO SAVE THE INTERNET BY SUBMITTING OUR RESPONSES TO TRAI !
JUST LOG ON TO WWW.SAVETHEINTERNET.IN
OR
WWW.NETNEUTRALITY.IN
AND SEND YOUR MAILS IN JUST TWO CLICKS!
We want a india where neutrality exists in every phase!

EXPECTATIONS QUOTA

We have heard about caste reservations quota but we have never heard about expectations quota!
Does such type exists?
I don't think so!
Lets flashback for a while!
When we are in other mother's womb our parents start expecting that"mere ghar beta/beti hoga"!
Then after coming to this world our fight begins and the venue decided for this war was our school!
Our parents will expect that their child is NO.1!
But if we don't then our parents smile fades but still we unaware of the fact because "tab hum chote the tab tak chalta hai"
But things doesn't happen the same eveytime it changes!
And according to law of expectation presurre law!
This law states that pressure appiled by expectations due to parents is directly proportion to age!
Afterthat very moment everyone come up to us with different expectations if we dont come up we are waste we are loser we was wating money and in the we are awarded with the tag "nayalak"!
Insipte of all above our parents smile again fades away!
And In the process we end up doing nothing!
So we just blame ourselves for this fading!
Its better to fight for a caste quota than fight for a expectations quota!

We know Our parents expectations are their dreams for us!
SO,
DEAR MOM AND DAD
if I can't fullfil your expectation Dont let your smile fade away!
Its easy to come out of a abys!
But its hard to earn a smile!
We will never let you down for the pain that you both beared!
We always owe you a debt for accompanying us in livining a life!
WE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!
MOM AND DAD JUST SMILE....!

Its complicated

Have you ever wondered what your 'DREAMS' actually meant to you!
Those weird,spooky, surreal, superficial things that came to our mind when we completely shut down our mind!
This little word gives us a platform to define us and express ourselves that what we are and want to be?
What we love to do!
But this one question bothers me a lot and I go all around asking the same question!
Do you follow your dreams??
To my suprise I get a single answer and that is NO NO NO NO NO!!
In our childhood when our teacher used to ask that what would you like to become in future!
Everyone used to come up with different answers that someone would like to become politicians some would love to design some would like to play!
But what's the point of dreaming when we know that our dreams are going to be obsolete one day!
A few days ago I randomly asked up one of my friend that what are plans after you complete your graduation!
He replied that he will find up a job and will go for it but then this question of DREAMS came to my mind and I asked it and he replied that he loved doing math and wanted to be math professor.
Then I again countered him another question why didn't you follow your dreams he said family pressure "mere ghar wale yehi chate the islye I opted this as my career option".
I ended up the conversation with that only!
But why we don't we follow our dreams why do we abort our dreams before they rise up!
Because we think that may or may not be we may be successful in our dreams or we won't find up a way of living but DREAMS are the way of doing what we love to!
Why we would love that someone else us to do!
We can't be their Salvador
We are the kings and queen of our own mind then why we would listen to somebody else!
We can't let our dreams flow out of minds we cant kill it or abort it!
The moment When we came to this world we didn't take permission form 'sombody else' that "Uncle ji ab hum ab nikle???"
So what would we listen to somebody else while getting a life!
Dreams is all about chasing falling getting up and fighting for what you would love to in spite of a small fact!
"IF YOU TREAT YOUR DREAMS AS A CHOICE YOU WILL FIND LIMITATIONS IN THAT BUT IF SEE YOUR DREAMS AS A OPPORTUNITY YOU WILL DEFINITELY FIND A ROAD THAT WILL LEAD YOU TO THE PATH OF SUCCESS"

THE THIRD KIND

If someone is asked to answer one simple question that how many gender are there in this world??
Out of 1.252 billion people most of them will fail by answering that there are two gender.I don't blame them for answering this question wrong because from childhood we are taught that the two genders of human race are male and female.But what about the third kind??
'TRANSGENDER'Or the 'HIJARAS'(popularly known in south asia)
Where do they exist? ?
Actually they dont!
If they would then they won't be considered as untouchables.
If they would then we won't sideline them in railway station,schools, road, public places!
Everytime when I travel by train and whenever a hijara pass by I notice that people just turn around their faces to avoid them.
But why do they?
Are hijaras monster or do they look like them?
The answer is simple they don't.But its society who created such type of mentality in everyone's mind.
The hijaras who don't have way of earning goes around by asking money all around and in return they say"Bhagwan aapka bhala kare".
The hijaras for their survival works as sex workers they also perform in some marriage ceremony or in some birthday function!
Is this the only way for their survival?
I guess the answer is 'NO'
They can also earn by some work like we do.
But they can't because we don't consider them as a part of our race!
Our society realises or
cares to realise the trauma,
agony and pain which the
members of Transgender
community undergo, nor
appreciates the innate feelings of the members of the
Transgender community,
especially of those whose mind
and body disown their
biological sex. Our society
often ridicules and abuses the
Transgender community forgetting the fact that the
moral failure lies in the
society's unwillingness to
contain or embrace different
gender identities and
expressions, a mindset which
we have to change.
SO LETS TAKE A STEP TOWADS THIS GENDER DYSPHORIC PEOPLE AND MAKE THEM A PART OF THIS WORLD

CHILD LABOUR

Everyone is familiar with the word 'CHILD LABOUR'!!!
But what it actually means??
I know everyone can explain it virtually!
But if I ask the same to this child!!
I bet he can't!
Because all of the day he is busy in doing something or selling some pens or books so that he can feed himself!!
If we ask him what will you do with the money that you get by some doing some or other work the whole day??
He will reply in simple words"Bhaiya khana khaunga"
If we ask him why don't you go to school??
He will reply"Bhaiya school jaunga toh khana kaise khaunga"! We can only explain the meaning of 'CHILD LABOUR' But this little child is expreincing what it actually means! Its easy to judge a child labour by sitting on a comfortable seat
But its really tuff work to be in his place!
So please stop complaining about small things because this boy also don't have the things that you have but he never complains about it!
In india 60 millions of children comes under this category!
So let us take a step towards 'CHILD LABOUR' and 'STOP IT'